#370. The Arches, 253 Argyle St, Glasgow

We followed Grimes to Glasgow to see her in this hot and steamy venue. The show the previous evening in Edinburgh was better, but it was still fun. The beer selection was minimal, and I settled for Guinness.

Carol Anne, listen to me! Do not go into the light!

After the show was over.

As you can see, the venue is a set of interconnected barrel vaults or tunnels formed by the arches that hold up part of Glasgow Central Station. This alone makes The Arches a memorable experience. I think I visited the site in 1990 when it hosted the exhibit Glasgow's Glasgow as part of its year as European Capital of Culture.

Donna came with us!

#369. Liquid Rooms, 9A Victoria St, Edinburgh

We love Grimes, the stage name of 24 year old Canadian indie music darling Claire Boucher.

I wasn't expecting much of the Liquid Rooms, but it blew me away with its state of the art front-of-house consoles, air conditioning, sight lines, and acoustics. The beer selection wasn't that bad, either, with cold Guinness and Belhaven Best on tap.

I actually had the good fortune to meet Claire after the show. Here she is next to a guy from Aberdeen who had made the trip down to see her. Claire and I bonded over the fact we both have family in Chilliwack.

#368. Montpeliers, 159-161 Bruntsfield Pl, Edinburgh

After venturing to the southern suburb of Morningside to see the movie Ted at the beautiful Dominion Cinema, Sean and I stopped in at this contemporary bar for a couple of pints. The beer selection was great, and I enjoyed an Innis & Gunn on tap followed by a Belhaven Best as a chaser.

#367. Pleasance Courtyard, 60 Pleasance, Edinburgh

Meghan and Julie waiting for his arrival.

I was once a fan of Knight Rider. I seem to recall watching it with my mom quite often. When we found out that David Hasselhoff was performing at the Fringe, we couldn't resist the post-modern irony of seeing an iconic, aging sex-symbol do shmaltzy versions of Broadway show tunes. Closing out the show with a stirring rendition of 500 Miles while wearing a kilt was a nice touch. We were won over and braved the queue to meet him and get his autograph.



We missed out the first time (he only signs for 20 minutes and the queue was too long), so we came back the next night, skipped the show, and went straight to the front of the lineup. We enjoyed a Magners Irish Cider in this outdoor patio.

Donna and The Hoff

#366. Registry Bar, 2 India Buildings, Victoria St, Edinburgh

This place popped-up for the Fringe as part of the C Venues. It looked great from the outside, but was disappointing within.

#365. Burlington Bertie, 11-13 Tarvit St, Edinburgh

I don't think I could have picked a more appropriate place to hit the milestone. Not too flashy, not too dour, the Burlington Bertie is a stereotypical neighbourhood Scottish pub, featuring an eclectic mix of friendly locals from varying walks of life. Best of all, it has a jukebox with a fantastic selection.

Karen the Publican and me.

The publican was this lovely woman named Karen (pictured here) who was happy to chat about the history of the pub, and where the name comes from. She said that it has been called the Burlington Bertie since 1976.

While standing at the bar I got to talking with this friendly giant of a man about Irvine Welch and how Filth is his best book. I asked his opinion of the seedier neighbourhoods of Edinburgh, social housing, and the subtext of all Welch's novels. He wrote me this poem.

Christmastime valium and wine
Children indulging in petty crime
Mum's on the smack and dad's out his tree
Christmas is barry when you come from Niddrie

Barry is Scots for fantastic, and Niddrie is a suburb of Edinburgh with a history of problems with anti-social behaviour.

We shut the mother down. On the street at 3AM.

The guy with the Dropkick Murphys jacket was a Tollcross native named Dave. I struck up a conversation with him at the jukebox, and after establishing a shared love of the song Skin Deep by The Stranglers, we invited him to join us. He was pretty lucid for having just been thrown out of The Cuckoo's Nest for being drunk.






For the detail-oriented out there, I will admit that of the 365 pubs counted so far:

• two were closed;
• I never actually went inside Harry's;
• I never ordered a drink at St. Bernard's; and,
• I counted the Cambridge twice. 

Therefore, I plan to visit at least five more pubs before my 365 days have elapsed. And yes, it was a leap-year... but somehow 366 Pubs in 366 Days doesn't quite have the same ring to it. And not all of them were "pubs" in the traditional sense: some were bars, theatres, clubs, cocktail bars, lounges, restaurants with a lounge, etc. The common theme is that all of them were places that people in the community go to meet, commiserate, debate, be entertained, and share stories of love and adventure, all the while enjoying a glass of their favourite beverage.

#364. Drinkies, 39 Queen St, Edinburgh

Drinkies is the white-fronted place on the right.

All told, we figure we've probably spent at least one full day of our year in Edinburgh waiting to cross Queen Street. At Frederick and Queen is this hole in the wall I didn't actually realize was a drinking establishment until fairly recently. (I thought it was a wine shop.) Much like Snoopy's doghouse, or the TARDIS on Dr. Who, Drinkies defies the laws of physics by being dramatically larger within than it appears from without. The interior is spread over two floors, complete with interesting art, a wheel-chair accessible washroom, and comfortable furnishings.




















I was served by the owner, who recently sold the establishment. He was attempting to drain the inventory before month's end, so the only remaining beer on tap was the Italian lager Peroni, which is too bad as they used to stock a couple of decent kegs. After three years as owner/operator of Drinkies Wine Bar, he was moving to a beach in Gambia to escape the dismal weather. Born in India to Scottish parents, he was raised abroad in the sunshine until returning to Glasgow at age 12. He opined that the Scots are all depressed due to the lack of sunshine, and they drink so much in order to self-medicate.

Aye to that.

#363. Anderson's Bar, 161 Lothian Rd, Edinburgh

Anderson's is, I think, what people here mean when they say "old man bar". It has cheap beer on tap and oodles of suspicious looks are directed at non-regulars such as myself. I ordered a Belhaven Best, as they didn't have any of that cask ale stuff I like on tap.

Despite the absence of the smartphone set, a sign proudly announces they offer free Wi-Fi, but it is password protected and I can't be arsed to enter into one of those awkward conversations with the bartender where I can't understand her brogue and have to keep asking her to repeat herself and end up looking stupid.

#362. Cloisters, 26 Brougham St, Edinburgh

Throw me in jail with Pussy Riot if you must, but I think the world would be a better place if every house of worship was converted to a pub.

Note the chalk board that details the cask selection. They are serious about their ales here at Cloisters. On the advice of the bartender, I went with the Navigator Ale, but I can't recall who the brewery was. (And my eyesight is shiite, so I couldn't read the chalk board from my seat at the bar.)

This beautiful wrought-iron staircase leads downstairs to the toilets.

#361. Ventoux, 2 Brougham St, Edinburgh

Deuchars is the only cask ale on tap, so I went with the old reliable bottle of Innis & Gunn. Bicycles are mounted on the walls, but it seems to work here, unlike Cabaret Voltaire. The aquarium is a nice touch, as are the big comfy chairs. The patio is popular with the locals.

#360. Abbatoir, Bristo Square, Edinburgh

The real party at the Udderbelly is in this backstage bar that is off-limits to anyone without a performer pass. Fortunately, I know people.

Unfortunately, there was no sign of Hugh Grant (sighted here the evening before), nor Robert Smith (hey, a guy can dream, can't he?). Also unfortunate was the crap beer selection. I think I had a Staropramen, but couldn't even finish it.

#359. Dagda Bar, 93-95 Buccleuch Street, Edinburgh

Wow, what an unexpected surprise. A fantastic beer selection, friendly staff, and no unnecessary music. The Dagda is a cozy, quaint, first-rate neighbourhood pub. There were at least four local cask ales on tap, and I sampled three quarters of them: an Alechemy IPA, Tempest blonde ale, and Citra from Tryst Brewery of Falkirk.

#358. Foresters Arms, 40 Portobello High St, Edinburgh

Michael and I were both impressed by the cleanliness of this place, and its unpretentious ambiance. The beer selection was not as good as its neighbour, but the McEwan's Export is always a decent pint. Unfortunately, they closed at 11:00 (maybe only on Sundays?) and there were no other pubs open along the High Street. Thus ends my Portobello pub crawl.

#357. Three Monkeys, 87 Portobello High St, Edinburgh

My first time on public transit in Edinburgh takes me to the seaside suburb of Portobello, a trip made necessary by the fact I am running out of pubs in the city centre that are within walking distance.

I'm here to hang with my friend Michael, pictured above just before he gets up to buy us another round. (He somehow always manages to buy more of the drinks than me...) I really enjoyed the 5 AM Saint from Brew Dog that was on tap - it is much better served from the keg than it is from the bottle.

#356. The Place, 34-38 York Pl, Edinburgh

I was on my way to Cafe Picante for some late-night chippy goodness when I passed this hotel just after Queen Street turns into York Place. A man on the front step notices me peering through the window at the purple lights, and he invites me to come inside for a drink, noting that the bar is open to the public.

Well, I can't exactly say no to that.

The beer selection is great for a hotel bar. I ordered one of my new favourites: a Black Scottish Stout from Belhaven. The staff were friendly, and I bonded with the man from the steps (the night porter, it turns out) over our mutual love of Glasgow.

#355. Underdogs, 104 Hanover, Edinburgh

I finally make it to Underdogs, a basement bar close to home on Hanover. I ordered a Williams Black Ale. A fine beer but not as outstanding as I had expected given the Alloa brewery's awesomeness. I want to take Williams Brothers home with me.

The acoustics in this place are great. I wonder - as an audio-dominant person - how many pubs I like subsconsciously based on the legibility of speech? The group of people next to me are not having to yell at each other, and the music sounds fantastic.

The view from my seat near the door.

Wow, only 10 more pubs until I reach my goal.

#354. The Traverse, 10 Cambridge St, Edinburgh

After an aborted attempt to get a beer at the sweltering Dragonfly on West Port, I kept walking and ended up here at the Traverse. Slick, but not much happening. The crowd mainly consists of overdressed theatre types, featuring many gay men, here to get cultured up at one of the preeminent Fringe stages. I find myself sitting on a bench beside two redheaded Irish girls, both drinking Innis and Gunn and talking in upper-class accents about their 55 year old new age parents. I am jealous of their beverage, as my Traverse Ale is the usual run-of-the-mill Stewart stuff.

#353. Tolbooth Tavern, 167 Canongate, Edinburgh

Boasting one of the more impressive exteriors of any pub in the city, the Tolbooth Tavern is the last pub on the Royal Mile before Holyrood. Given its location, there were quite a few tourists, and the beer selection could have been better (I had to settle for a Deuchars), but the service was excellent and the atmosphere quite inviting.

#352. Beehive Inn, 18-20 Grassmarket, Edinburgh

Shane Koyczan surveys the Grassmarket.

William Hare, serial killer.

It had a great beer selection, but there was something about the decor that just didn't feel right. I had a Flying Scotsman from Caledonian Brewery, which I found I didn't like as much as their Caledonian 80/- we just had up the road at the Last Drop. Maybe that is why I preferred that pub to this one?

Paul waiting his turn at the bar.